10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water – A Must Read

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Signs you are dating a mammy water: This is for all the
guys who pick up random girls on the streets without
knowing anything about them.

Here’s how to know if you are sharing your bed with
a mammy water: [Wriiten By Naijapaded.com]

1. You picked her up from the street or some other
random
place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an
uncompleted building.

2. You don’t know her surname. She told you her name
is
“Just Julie”.

3. She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in
fact
she moved into your house, no questions asked.

4. She never gets tired. She can pound yam, fry garri,
grind
pepper with a stone and still have s*x with you when
she
finishes.

5. She always looks perfect, even first thing in the
morning.
No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and
everything
is always in the right place.

6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really looks like
her hair
but maybe salons have found a way to remove natural
hair
and put it back later.

7. She never talks about her family and she doesn’t
have
any friends. You only hear her saying “My sea sisters”
sometimes at night but you’re not bothered because
girls
call themselves all sorts of things.
Ever since you started sleeping with her, your life has
turned upside down but of course your stepmother in
the
village is to blame.

8. She has stopped you from eating fish. Ever since she
came into your life, it’s only chicken or meat, nothing
that
comes from the sea.

9. She doesn’t ask you for anything. In fact, she’s every
Nigerian boyfriend’s dream. You don’t pay for human
hair
or BIS and she doesn’t even want Blackberry Z10.

10. She doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day and you
don’t
even know her birthday sef. She never gets jealous or
goes through your phone and she couldn’t care less
about your Facebook password. In fact she’s the best!
If the girl you’re with falls into all these categories, you
better wake
up my guy, NA FISH SHE BE!!!

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